Geek jokes
Posted on September 25th, 2010 in No Comments »
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation
A router comes into a doctor’s office and says: it hurts when IP
Don’t argue with a Mobius strip because it will be one-side
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
-How many prolog programmers are needed to change the lightbulb?
-Yes.
Well a GUID (Globally Unique ID) is only unique for items on this planet, whereas a UUID (Universally Unique ID) should cover you anywhere terrestrial or extra-terrestrial



